{"product_id":"premium-uncle-sam-you-can-get-the-schlong-from-dewey-b-long","title":"Premium Uncle Sam You Can Get The Schlong From Dewey B Long Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee","description":"\u003ch3\u003eFresh Design, Premium Fabric – Printed Just for You\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eImagine scrolling past this and NOT getting it. Yeah, we can’t either. Soft Gildan® cotton, studio-quality print, and a fit that just works. You’re welcome.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📸 \u003cem\u003eWhat you see is a T-Shirt mockup, but don’t stop there – this design comes in \u003cstrong\u003e4 different styles\u003c\/strong\u003e: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Crewneck Sweatshirt \u0026amp; Hoodie. Choose your favorite and we’ll make it just for you.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhy Everyone’s Grabbing This\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003ePrint That Pops\u003c\/strong\u003e – DTG-printed directly into the fabric. No cracking, no peeling – just bold, vivid color.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong\u003eFabric That Delivers\u003c\/strong\u003e – Gildan® Ultra Cotton \u0026amp; Heavy Blend. Soft, durable, certified low-impact dyes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e👕 \u003cstrong\u003eAll-Day Comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e – Classic fit with taped seams and a tear-away label. Zero itch, zero irritation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🇺🇸 \u003cstrong\u003eGood Cotton, Good Vibes\u003c\/strong\u003e – US Cotton Trust Protocol member. Sustainable, premium, American-grown.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFabric \u0026amp; Construction\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTees \u0026amp; Long Sleeves:\u003c\/strong\u003e 5.3–6 oz, 100% US cotton – light enough for summer, layerable for fall.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSweatshirt \u0026amp; Hoodie:\u003c\/strong\u003e 50\/50 cotton\/polyester (8 oz) – warm, pill-resistant, rib with spandex.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eFabric note – Sport Grey (90\/10 cotton\/poly) has a slight poly blend for that classic heather finish.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eColor \u0026amp; Size Guide\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eChoose your favorite color and find the perfect fit:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"pc-card\"\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n  .pc-card { margin:16px 0; background:transparent; color:inherit; border:1px solid currentColor; border-color:color-mix(in srgb, 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